yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

c0caino:

when in doubt eat her out

athenagracee:

spring |

"Winter is over; the winter rains are over, gone! Spring flowers are in blossom all over. The whole world’s a choir—and singing!" (Song of Songs 2:10-11)

September — #moreofJesus all over again

instagram: @athenagracee / fujixT1 18mm / vsco film

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
*****
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
*****
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
*****
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
*****
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
*****
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

bakaporter:

pardonmewhileipanic:

shout out to my 400+lb ladies who get almost no recognition ever in even body positive and fatshion spaces

you’re amazing, you’re wonderful, you matter

stop
stop this shit right now

there’s a reason why they never get any recognition. almost…

unofficialdragon:

likeakidinabookstore:

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books

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light-blue-smurf:

People Art Gallery

Exciting Photo Illusions

moshquitoes:

bovveredforsooth:

Daddy came home from work today. 

Everyone needs this on their dash.

I think I’m going to cry

natsukigirl:

monicalewinsky1996:

bprettyinpink:

monicalewinsky1996:

paradox314blog:

gwhizantor:

monicalewinsky1996:

jwoodall1986:

monicalewinsky1996:

ourtempersarefierce:

monicalewinsky1996:

melttigerstobutter:

fathominid:

monicalewinsky1996:

I felt like this was necessary.

Hard crush. 

Why would you be glorifying this?
Not saying you’re ugly I’m saying you’re exposing yourself to health risks.

I’m gonna shit it a paper bag and light it on fire and put it on your doorstep.

Have to agree with melttigers. How is making obesity into a good thing positive for society? The health risks are astronomical and we shouldn’t “glorify” those in any way. Preach acceptance but not encouragement of something that most people can contol.



I’m all for the body positive movement but there is a big difference between that and glorifying obesity.



it got better

Obesity is not beautiful, it is not something to be proud of, it is a serious medical condition, stop telling each other that you are beautiful and perfect the way you are, because in reality, you are killing yourself, and encouraging others to kill themselves.



You’re saying obesity is beautiful but I’m pretty sure you don’t enjoy not being able to do things an average weighted person can do and i can bet 1 mil you cry to yourself every night about your weight




corrupt those yooooths bb

natsukigirl:

monicalewinsky1996:

bprettyinpink:

monicalewinsky1996:

paradox314blog:

gwhizantor:

monicalewinsky1996:

jwoodall1986:

monicalewinsky1996:

ourtempersarefierce:

monicalewinsky1996:

melttigerstobutter:

fathominid:

monicalewinsky1996:

I felt like this was necessary.

Hard crush. 

Why would you be glorifying this?

Not saying you’re ugly I’m saying you’re exposing yourself to health risks.

I’m gonna shit it a paper bag and light it on fire and put it on your doorstep.

Have to agree with melttigers. How is making obesity into a good thing positive for society? The health risks are astronomical and we shouldn’t “glorify” those in any way. Preach acceptance but not encouragement of something that most people can contol.

I’m all for the body positive movement but there is a big difference between that and glorifying obesity.

it got better

Obesity is not beautiful, it is not something to be proud of, it is a serious medical condition, stop telling each other that you are beautiful and perfect the way you are, because in reality, you are killing yourself, and encouraging others to kill themselves.

You’re saying obesity is beautiful but I’m pretty sure you don’t enjoy not being able to do things an average weighted person can do and i can bet 1 mil you cry to yourself every night about your weight

corrupt those yooooths bb

softsweettouch:

bile7:

bile7:

What I do?

When that baby walks away with her hand in the air sayin “OKAY” is me

whhahaaaaat she is too cute!!!